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1000
Cleanheads!
When I threw this website up
in January 2006, I guessed I'd find maybe 40 or 50 bald
musicians, tops. When it started to take off I
figured I'd shoot for 250 or 300. Well that plan
is long gone. A recent burst of Cleanhead
discoveries and we've hit a landmark ...1000 Cleanheads. Amazing!
Thanks to
everyone who has sent suggestions for musicians to add to the gallery.
Keep 'em coming. Remember that I can't grab images
off of a Flash-based website, so it's a big help when
you include a web address that has a good, clear photo
of the musician. The extra notes
about web locations for photos are very much
appreciated.
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Website chronology:
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Jan '06 |
17 Cleanheads |
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Oct '06 |
500
Cleanheads |
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Jan '07 |
600
Cleanheads |
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Jul '07 |
800
Cleanheads |
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Oct '07 |
1000 Cleanheads |
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Jan '08 |
I took a break from
this -
but I'm back! |
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Shameless Merchandising
Dept. My latest
solo CD, released by Motema Music. I've
wanted to do an organ trio album for a long time, and
finally got it done. There are some great players
on here with me - all with too much hair, but there's a
limit to what I could ask them to do. If you're a
guitarist or a guitar fan, there's some great work here
by Mike DeMicco and the legendary Joe Beck.
(Except for my brother Tony, all my sidemen have hair.
Sorry about that.) Amazon has the CD.

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Curiosities in the Gallery:
(If you spot any other curiosities, please
let me know.)
Christopher Williams - there are two of them. I
wonder if they know each other.
Peter LOVE, immediately (alphabetically) followed by
Peter LUST. I didn't plan it; It
just worked out that way.
The band Mozayik has 4 Cleanheads!
Must be a challenge for their lighting guy, avoiding the
glare! (Now if it were my band, the merch table
would have disposable razors with the band's name.
I'm always thinking!)
For almost a year,
Andy Abraham held the alphabetical lead slot.
John "Guitar Weasel" Abel's got it now.
He's probably safe in the position unless some guy named
Al Aaron puts a band together.
Bands with more than one Cleanhead
in the Gallery.
(Spot any more? Help me out here.)
SF Jazz Collective
(4 - Joshua Redman, Miguel Zenon, Nicholas Payton & Eric
Harland)
Liza Minelli Band (4 - Rick Cutler, Bill Washer,
Frank Perowsky & Dale Kirkland)
Mozayik (4 - Eddy
Bourjolly, Gashford Guillaume, Welmyr Jean-Pierre &
Markcus Schartz)
Bluemen Group (The original 4 guys and all of the
offspring, subs, etc.)
Steve Smith's Jazz
Legacy (3 - Baron Browne, Walt Weiskopf & of course,
Steve Smith)
Mario Biondi's High Five Quintet (3 - Mario
Biondi, Nerio Poggi & Alessandro Magnanini)
John Esposito Trio (3 - The whole band! John, Ira Coleman & Peter O'Brien)
Perfect Chaos (3 - Panu Heikkinen, Janne Karjalainen,
Aki Häkkinen)
Cintron (3 - Edgardo Cintron, Rocco DePersia & Michael
Pedesin)
Uncle Funk (2 - Tony Levin & Pete Levin)
The Black Spot (2 - Jonathan Red Rossi & William
Red Rossi)
Zum (2 -
Luciano
Pietrafesa & Shinkuro Matsuura)
Inside 4 Walls (2 - Michiel Kip & Bjorn Hijink)
Washington Trio Tree (2 - Reggie Washington &
Skoota Warner)
Goldfinger (2 - Charlie Paulson & Darrin
Pfeiffer)
Black President (2 - Charlie Paulson & Greg
Hetson)
Evolution (2 - Myron Edwins & Jerrol Reavis)
Reduced (2 - Mark "Spark" Williams & Ken "Spleen"
Moore)
Concentual (2 - Brian Thuney & Brian Henz)
Dimension X (2 - DR Burkowitz & Dave Hoover)
Dirty Dozen Brass Band (2 - Gregory Davis & Joseph
Kirk)
5150 (2 - Steve Norde & Bruce McFaul)
Killteam (2 -
Edwin Groenewold & Arnold Havinga)
Southbound (2 - Drew Rittgers, Roy Fulton)
JVA (2 - Tim Ellis & Jim Walker)
Moodswing (2 - Pat Bianco & Pete Levin)
geishaNO (2 - Dani Aberjel & Hagai Shlezinger)
JVA (2 - Tim Ellis & Jim Walker)
Fishbone (2 - Angelo Moore & John Steward)
Mag & The G Spots (2 - Steve Breman & Chris
Harris)
And adding a family connection ...
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show (Husband and
wife - Teresa & Mark Turpin)
Right Said Fred (2 brothers - Fred & Richard Fairbrass)
Conviction (2 brothers - Jon & Dave Belec)
John McLaughlin (2 brothers - Mark & Michael
Mondesir)
Tony Levin Band (2 brothers - Tony & Pete Levin)
Curious about
instrumental headcounts? Here are some approximate
numbers:
(They don't add up because double and triple
instrument credits confuse the
totals - not to mention confusing the web
designer.)
259 Vocalists (including rappers)
253 Guitar pickers
187 Bass players
174 Drummers
86 Keyboard players
65 Sax players
49 Percussionists
35 Pianists
15 Chapman Stickers
16 Trumpeters
26 Composers
21 Producers (Arguably, everybody's a producer one time
or another; But these are actual producers.)
12 Flautists
10 Trombone players
8 Harmonica players
8 Mixers (Engineers)
5 Mandolin players
6 Organ players
6 Fiddle players
3 Banjo pickers
2 Conductors
2 Bagpipers
2 French Horn players
2 Music writers
1 Harpsichord player
1 Lap Steel player
1 Accordion player
0 Viola players
Instrument count FAQ
Q: Why do you
think there are such high numbers of cleanhead singers
and guitar players?
A: Maybe it helps them get babes. Doesn't
work for me, but you might want to try it.
Q: Given the
hairstyle constant of
the cleanhead demographic group, does the graph curve
showing the diminishing numbers for each instrument of
choice reflect any significant artistic, cultural or
socio-economic trends?
A:
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